Our Classic Style Fake Pregnancy Test
Fake Pregnancy Tests are the best gags for Bachelor, Bachelorette parties, Birthday Parties and even Christmas Gags!
What the heck's in the test kit, anyhow?
Each kit contains all the goodies you need to utterly convince your mark the test they're taking is legitimate. Contents include sterile pads to wipe your pee-pee, complete instructions, some medical gibberish that will totally confuse your victim, a little urine collection vial, the test strips themselves, etc. etc..
Each kit contains supplies for two complete tests---your victim can take the test twice to be twice as convinced of their affliction, or you can share it with a friend.
If your victim can pee in a cup, they can do this.
Every test will yield a false positive.
The color-matching scale is graduated from yellow to green to dark blue. Unless you're an alien, every subject's natural urine will move the marker past green, which is a positive result in and of itself, and right on to dark blue, which is the "WARNING ZONE" indicating such a strong positive that other anomalies may also be present. When the subject's pee turns the marker dark blue, the instructions advise to freeze the specimen in the freezer (a freezer-acceptable container is provided), then consult a doctor ASAP for further testing. It's up to you to stop them before they make a rush appointment, then spend $75 at the doctor. Or not. Either way, you'll laugh yourself into a gut-ache, watching them jump through the hoops.
If you like a gag with class, this is for you.
You get one test with each order.
This test is for fake pregnancy only, as shown, and cannot be altered or personalized.
ALL ORDERS SHIP ASAP AND COME WITH A TRACKING NUMBER EMAILED TO YOU!
CAUTION: This item has the potential to be used irresponsibly. By completing and submitting the form below, you agree not to use this product for purposes which may be illegal, immoral, fraudulent or hurtful to others. Like almost any item in existence, this product may be used for fun or for evil, depending solely on the intentions of the user. It is designed as a novelty/gag device. Be sure your "mark" has a sense of humor before unleashing this product upon them!We again urge CAUTION when using gags which have the potential of causing emotional harm (as almost any gag or practical joke does). KNOW YOUR VICTIM. Many people will not find this issue humorous in the slightest. Be sure your "mark" has an "evolved" sense of humor. All Products Sold or Distributed by Acme Novelties LLC, FakeABaby.com, TrixiePixGraphics.com, FakeNewspapers.com are not real. They are Fake Gag Products. We do not produce or reproduce any or real documents or products. Medical or otherwise. All products are our originals works of Art made for the sole purpose of entertainment. All of our products, including but not limited to our Fake Personalized Ultrasounds, Fake Personalized Sonograms, and Fake Personalized Pregnancy Papers are intended for Gag and Joke purposes only. We do not sell products with real doctors names or use signatures of any kind. All products are stamped FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.