Entertainment Imports LLC & FakeaBaby.com
Terms of Service, Shipping, Returns, Refunds and Cancellation Policies
If you are not satisfied with your FakeaBaby.com purchase, we will credit your FakeaBaby.com customer account so that you may place a new order for free! Minus the shipping cost of course. We will replace any item you are not satisfied with in this manner, GUARANTEED!
We reserve the right to offer you a credit for a new order. We guarantee all of our products to be free from errors that we make. Contact us via our telephone or email or chat support and we will assist you.
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
We offer USPS Priority Mail and USPS Express Overnight Shipping options. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
All orders will be shipped out within 72 hours. Please allow for weekends and holidays. Sometimes we ship them as soon as a few hours after you order. If you order any of the Express options, your order will go to the top of the que, it becomes a priority order to us. We do not and cannot guarantee shipping times once your order has shipped.
We CANNOT cancel your order once you have placed it. NO CANCELLATIONS! PERIOD.
TOS Terms of Service
TOS (terms of service) include but are not limited to the following points:
Agreement to not use products for fraudulent purposes. Agreement to not use products in states/municipalities/countries where prohibited. Agreement to not use real names of persons or institutions where prohibited. Agreement to hold Entertainment Imports LLC/FakeABaby.com harmless if products are used illegally.
Entertainment Imports LLC/FakeABaby.com offers to customers personalized products, as well as a host of value added services, as may be more fully described herein and at www.fakeababy.com (the "Site"), as such descriptions may be changed from time to time. In order for You, the customer, to obtain or continue using those certain FakeABaby.com services, You must agree to and accept the terms and conditions of this agreement (the "Agreement"). The Agreement sets out the terms and conditions under which you may utilize the FakeABaby.com Services. Please read this Agreement carefully. It is important that You understand that upon Your acceptance of this Agreement, by continuing to use any of the FakeABaby.com Services and/or by clicking on the "I AGREE" button at the end of this Agreement, it becomes a legally binding contract.
By continuing to use any of the FakeABaby.com Services and/or by selecting the "I AGREE" checkbox You represent that You have reviewed and understand the Agreement and agree to be legally bound by all its terms and conditions (including the terms and conditions stated on web pages incorporated by reference herein). If You do not agree or are not willing to be bound by the terms and conditions of this Agreement, please do not click on the "I AGREE" button and do not seek to obtain or continue using the FakeABaby.com Services.
NOW THEREFORE, You agree as follows:
- • Your Capacity and Related Matters. By accepting the terms and conditions of this Agreement, You represent and warrant that (a) You are 18 years of age or older, (b) all order-related information You have provided to FakeABaby.com is true and correct in all respects, and (c) You further represent and warrant that You have the legal authority to accept the terms and conditions of this Agreement and that such acceptance will be binding. FakeABaby.com reserves its right, in its sole discretion, to refuse to provide You with any FakeABaby.com Service
- • Undertakings of FakeABaby.com. FakeABaby.com Grant. FakeABaby.com hereby grants You a non-exclusive, royalty-free, fully-paid up right, to use the FakeABaby.com Services for PERSONAL, NON-PROFIT, NON-COMMERCIAL use, subject to the restrictions herein and any other restrictions communicated by FakeABaby.com to You, only as necessary to perform hereunder and for no other purpose.
- • FakeABaby.com Services. FakeABaby.com shall provide the FakeABaby.com Services to You in all material respects in accordance with the terms and conditions of this Agreement.
- • Undertakings of You. Compliance with Law and FakeABaby.com Guidelines. In connection with the exercise of Your rights and obligations under this Agreement (including, without limitation, any related to individual privacy), You will comply, at Your own expense, with all laws, policies, guidelines, regulations, ordinances, rules applicable to You, Your business or the Transactions and/or orders of any governmental authority or regulatory body having jurisdiction over the subject matter hereof. In addition, You shall comply with all the current policies, procedures and guidelines of FakeABaby.com governing the FakeABaby.com Services. You shall not use the FakeABaby.com Services in any manner, or in furtherance of any activity that may cause FakeABaby.com to be subject to investigation, prosecution, or legal action.
- • Intellectual Property. FakeABaby.com. The parties agree that FakeABaby.com owns and retains all right, title and interest in and to the FakeABaby.com Marks, FakeABaby.com Services, graphic images, pictures, drawings, texts, programming code, phrases, and layouts and any related technology utilized under or in connection with this Agreement, including but not limited to all intellectual property rights associated therewith. No title to or ownership of any of the foregoing is granted or otherwise transferred to You or any other entity or person under this Agreement. You will not reverse engineer, disassemble, decompile or otherwise attempt to discover the source code or trade secrets for any of the FakeABaby.com Services or related technology.
- • Chargebacks: There is a growing number of customers in the US and abroad who have discovered that they can sometimes trick a business into refunding on a perfectly good product by filing a Chargeback with their credit card issuer. The most common trick is to claim the item wasn't received. Another trick often employed by dishonest customers is to claim they did not place the order at all. Unfortunately, even in those cases in which we win a fraudulent chargeback (and we do prosecute fraudulent chargebacks), the effort and time required to fight said chargeback is considerable and, win or lose, we are "fined" for the chargeback by our credit card processing company. Fraudulent transactions are filed as criminal complaints with law enforcement (usually the FBI) and ALL data we have collected from you and about you is forwarded as a part of that complaint.
- • Use of Trademarks. Each party shall strictly comply with all standards with respect to the other party's Trademarks contained herein or which may be furnished by such party from time to time. Further, neither party shall create a combination mark consisting of one or more Trademarks of each party. All uses of the other party's Trademarks shall inure to the benefit of the party owning such Trademark. Each party hereby acknowledges and agrees that, as between the parties, the other party is the owner of the Trademarks identified as its Trademarks in any written notice provided to the other party pursuant to this Agreement. Either party may update or change the list of Trademarks usable by the other party hereunder at any time by written notice to the other party.
- • Mutual Warranties. Each party represents and warrants to the other that (a) it has all necessary right, power and ability to execute this Agreement and to perform its obligations therein; (b) no authorization or approval from any third party is required in connection with such party's execution, delivery or performance of this Agreement, (c) this Agreement constitutes its legal, valid and binding obligation, enforceable against it in accordance with its terms, (d) the party's obligations under this Agreement do not violate any law or breach any other agreement to which such party is bound; and (e) it has all right, title or interest, or valid license to use, its respective Marks, and that its grant of rights associated therewith do not violate any intellectual property or other proprietary rights of any third party.
- • WARRANTY. FakeABaby.com REPRESENTS AND WARRANTS THAT THE FakeABaby.com SERVICES WILL CONFORM IN ALL MATERIAL RESPECTS TO THE APPLICABLE DOCUMENTATION MADE AVAILABLE TO YOU BY FakeABaby.com. YOU MAY NOT RELY UPON ANY REPRESENTATION OR WARRANTY REGARDING THE FakeABaby.com SERVICES BY ANY THIRD PARTY IN CONTRAVENTION OF THE FOREGOING STATEMENTS. THE SERVICES ARE PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS," "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS. FakeABaby.com DOES NOT REPRESENT OR WARRANT THAT THE FakeABaby.com SERVICES WILL BE AVAILABLE, ACCESSIBLE, or UNINTERRUPTED. YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THE FakeABaby.com SERVICES ARE COMPUTER NETWORK-BASED SERVICES, WHICH MAY BE SUBJECT TO OUTAGES, INTERRUPTIONS, ATTACKS BY THIRD PARTIES AND DELAY OCCURRENCES. IN SUCH AN EVENT AND SUBJECT TO THE TERMS HEREOF, FakeABaby.com SHALL USE COMERCIALLY REASONABLE EFFORTS TO REMEDY MATERIAL INTERRUPTIONS AND WILL PROVIDE ADJUSTMENTS, REPAIRS AND REPLACEMENTS, WITHIN ITS CAPACITY, THAT ARE NECESSARY TO ENABLE THE FakeABaby.com SERVICES TO PERFORM THEIR INTENDED FUNCTIONS IN A REASONABLE MANNER. YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT FakeABaby.com DOES NOT WARRANT THAT SUCH EFFORTS WILL BE SUCCESSFUL. IF FakeABaby.com'S EFFORTS ARE NOT SUCCESSFUL, YOU MAY TERMINATE THIS AGREEMENT. THE FOREGOING SHALL CONSTITUTE YOUR SOLE REMEDY, AND FakeABaby.com'S SOLE LIABILITY, IN THE EVENT OF INTERRUPTION, OUTAGE OR OTHER DELAY OCCURRENCES IN THE FakeABaby.com SERVICES. FakeABaby.com DOES NOT WARRANT THE SERVICES OF ANY THIRD PARTY.
- • Your Warranties. You represent and warrant to FakeABaby.com that: All representations and statements made by You in this Agreement, or in any other document relating hereto by You or on Your behalf, are true, accurate and complete in all material respects. You hereby authorize FakeABaby.com to investigate and confirm the information submitted by You herein. For this purpose, FakeABaby.comm may utilize its own agents.
- • You will comply with all laws, policies, guidelines, regulations, ordinances or rules applicable to You and your use of all services and/or products supplied by FakeABaby.com, without limitation.
- • LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY AND DISCLAIMERS.
- • DISCLAIMER. FakeABaby.com EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY LIABILITY FOR LOSS ARISING FROM OR RELATED TO THE FakeABaby.com SERVICES, OR THIS AGREEMENT (HOWEVER ARISING, INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), DUE TO ACCIDENT, ILLEGAL OR FRAUDULENT MEANS INCLUDING HACKING, OR DEVICES USED BY ANY THIRD PARTY, OR OTHER CAUSES BEYOND FakeABaby.com'S REASONABLE CONTROL. YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT FakeABaby.com SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY LOSS ARISING FROM: (I) A THIRD PARTY'S INFILTRATION OF FakeABaby.com SERVICES, SYSTEMS OR WEBSITE BY ANY MEANS, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION, VIA DDOS ATTACKS, SOFTWARE VIRUSES, TROJAN HORSES, WORMS, TIME BOMBS, OR ANY OTHER SOFTWARE PROGRAMS, OR TECHNOLOGY; (II) DISRUPTION, DAMAGE, INTERCEPTION, UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR EXPROPRIATION OF THE FakeABaby.com SERVICES, OR ANY SYSTEM, PROGRAM, DATA, TRANSACTION OR PERSONAL INFORMATION BELONGING TO FakeABaby.com, YOU OR ANY THIRD PARTY; (III) THE LIMITATION OF THE FUNCTIONING OF ANY SOFTWARE, HARDWARE, EQUIPMENT OR SERVICE; OR (IV) ACTIONS OR INACTIONS BY ANY THIRD PARTY.
- • EXCLUSION. IN NO EVENT WILL FakeABaby.com OR ANY OF ITS PARENTS, AFFILIATES OR VENDORS (OR ANY OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES OR AGENTS OF THE PARTIES, OR ITS PARENTS, AFFILIATES OR VENDORS) BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, SPECIAL OR EXEMPLARY DAMAGES (HOWEVER ARISING), INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOST REVENUE, LOST PROFITS, ANTICIPATED PROFITS, LOST BUSINESS OR INJURY TO BUSINESS REPUTATION, COST OF PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE SERVICES, UNDER ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY OR CAUSE OF ACTION WHETHER IN TORT, CONTRACT OR OTHERWISE, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER IT HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.
- • LIMITATION. EXCEPT AS OTHERWISE LIMITED, THE TOTAL LIABILITY OF FakeABaby.com TO YOU (WHETHER ARISING IN TORT, CONTRACT OR OTHERWISE) UNDER THIS AGREEMENT OR WITH REGARD TO THE FakeABaby.com SERVICES OR ANY OTHER ITEMS PROVIDED BY FakeABaby.com UNDER THIS AGREEMENT, WILL IN NO EVENT EXCEED THE AGGREGATE COMPENSATION FakeABaby.com RECEIVED FOR PROVIDING THE FakeABaby.com SERVICES TO YOU DURING THE THIRTY DAYS PRECEDING THE DATE ON WHICH THE CLAIM AROSE OR $1,000, WHICHEVER IS LESS.
- By completing and submitting any form and or checkout process on our website, you agree not to use this product for purposes which may be illegal, immoral, fraudulent or hurtful to others. All of our products are obviously for fun. It is designed as a novelty/gag device. All Products Sold or Distributed by Entertainment Imports LLC, FakeABaby.com, ARE NOT REAL! They are Fake Gag Products. We do not produce or reproduce any real documents or products, medical or otherwise. All products are our originals works of Art made for the sole purpose of entertainment. They are OBVIOUSLY FAKE AND ARE SO MARKED! All of our products, including but not limited to our Fake Personalized Ultrasounds, Fake Personalized Sonograms, and Fake Personalized Pregnancy Papers are intended for Gag and Joke purposes only. We do not sell products with real doctors' names or use signatures of any kind.
ALL PRODUCTS SOLD ON THE FAKEABABY.COM WEBSITE ARE STAMPED AND CLEARLY MARKED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
What information do we collect?
We collect information from you when you register on the site, place an order, enter a contest or sweepstakes, respond to a survey or communication such as e-mail, or participate in another site feature. When ordering or registering, we may ask you for your name, e-mail address, mailing address, phone number, credit card information or other information. You may, however, visit our site anonymously. We also collect information about gift recipients so that we can fulfill the gift purchase. The information we collect about gift recipients is not used for marketing purposes. Like many websites, we use "cookies" to enhance your experience and gather information about visitors and visits to our websites. Please refer to the "Do we use 'cookies'?" section below for information about cookies and how we use them.
How do we use your information?
We may use the information we collect from you when you register, purchase products, enter a contest or promotion, respond to a survey or marketing communication, surf the website, or use certain other site features in the following ways: To personalize your site experience and to allow us to deliver the type of content and product offerings in which you are most interested. To allow us to better service you in responding to your customer service requests. To quickly process your transactions. To administer a contest, promotion, survey or other site feature. If you have opted-in to receive our e-mail newsletter, we may send you periodic e-mails. If you would no longer like to receive promotional e-mail from us, please refer to the "How can you opt-out, remove or modify information you have provided to us?" section below. If you have not opted-in to receive e-mail newsletters, you will not receive these e-mails. Visitors who register or participate in other site features such as marketing programs and 'members-only' content will be given a choice whether they would like to be on our e-mail list and receive e-mail communications from us. If you file a chargeback against us, including but not limited to attempting to scam or defraud us in anyway shape or form, we will pursue collections against you. Including but not limiting to posting you on customer blacklist website databases. You the customer, are agreeing to these specific terms by clicking the agree checkbox.
How do we protect visitor information?
We implement a variety of security measures to maintain the safety of your personal information. Your personal information is contained behind secured networks and is only accessible by a limited number of persons who have special access rights to such systems, and are required to keep the information confidential. When you place orders or access your personal information, we offer the use of a secure server. All sensitive/credit information you supply is transmitted via Secure Socket Layer (SSL) technology and then encrypted into our databases to be only accessed as stated above.
Do we use "cookies"?
Do we disclose the information we collect to outside parties?
We do not sell, trade, or otherwise transfer to outside parties your personally identifiable information unless we provide you with advance notice, except as described below. The term "outside parties" does not include our business. It also does not include website hosting partners and other parties who assist us in operating our website, conducting our business, or servicing you, so long as those parties agree to keep this information confidential. We may also release your information when we believe release is appropriate to comply with the law, enforce our site policies, or protect ours or others' rights, property, or safety. However, non-personally identifiable visitor information may be provided to other parties for marketing, advertising, or other uses.
How can you opt-out, remove or modify information you have provided to us?
Questions and feedback
Disclaimer: By completing and submitting any form and or checkout process on our website, you agree not to use this product for purposes which may be illegal, immoral, fraudulent or hurtful to others. All of our products are obviously for fun. It is designed as a novelty/gag device. All Products Sold or Distributed by Entertainment Imports LLC, FakeABaby.com, ARE NOT REAL! They are Fake Gag Products. We do not produce or reproduce any real documents or products, medical or otherwise. All products are our originals works of Art made for the sole purpose of entertainment. They are OBVIOUSLY FAKE AND ARE SO MARKED! All of our products, including but not limited to our Fake Personalized Ultrasounds, Fake Personalized Sonograms, and Fake Personalized Pregnancy Papers are intended for Gag and Joke purposes only. We do not sell products with real doctors' names or use signatures of any kind.
ALL PRODUCTS SOLD ON THE FAKEABABY.COM WEBSITE ARE STAMPED AND CLEARLY MARKED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.