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Another whack ass example of our fake pregnancy tests... UGH.

So, get this. Straight from a Fakeababy customer. 

 

Emily, 30 years young, has a hobby. Not knitting, not yoga, not baking gluten-free bread. No, her passion? Pranking every single one of her boyfriends with positive pregnancy tests.

It all started when she was 23 and thought, “Wouldn’t it be funny if I casually handed a dude a positive test and watched him freak out?” And boom, that’s when chaos became her brand. Every new relationship? Another victim. 

Poor Dan thought they were going to co-parent a golden retriever, but no — Emily dropped the "big news" and recorded his reaction for TikTok. He cried. Not out of joy, but because he immediately Googled “how much does college cost in 2038?”

Then came Lucas. He ordered a baby onesie off Amazon the second she told him. He was fully on board to raise this imaginary child. The look on his face when she admitted it was a joke? PRICELESS. He ghosted her after, but that’s just the cost of comedy, right?

Last but not least, Ethan actually fainted. Like, full-on collapse. But don’t worry — after he came to, Emily got it all on video. Honestly, is it even a prank if you don’t get 50K views?

#SerialPrankster #GuysBeware #TotallyNotPregnant


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