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Terms of service

TERMS OF SERVICE, CONDITIONS, AND USER AGREEMENT

Effective Date: May 8, 2026

Welcome to FakeABaby.com (the “Site”), operated by Acme Novelties LLC, a Wyoming limited liability company (“Company,” “we,” “our,” or “us”).

By accessing this Site, creating an account, placing an order, purchasing products, clicking “I Agree,” or otherwise using any services offered through the Site, you (“Customer,” “User,” or “you”) acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be legally bound by these Terms of Service, Conditions, and User Agreement (“Agreement”).

If you do not agree to these Terms, you may not access or use the Site or purchase any products or services.

1. Company Information

FakeABaby.com is operated by Acme Novelties LLC, a Wyoming limited liability company.

The Company maintains a business mailing address in the State of Washington and fulfills certain physical and digital products and services from the State of Nevada and other operational locations as determined by the Company.

2. Eligibility and Legal Capacity

By using this Site or purchasing products or services, you represent and warrant that:

  • You are at least eighteen (18) years of age or the age of legal majority in your jurisdiction, whichever is greater;
  • You possess the legal authority and capacity to enter into this Agreement;
  • All information provided by you is truthful, accurate, and complete;
  • Your use of the Site and products complies with all applicable laws and regulations.

The Company reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to refuse service, limit access, cancel orders, terminate accounts, or refuse transactions at any time and for any lawful reason.

3. Nature of Products and Services

All products and services sold or distributed by Acme Novelties LLC DBA FakeABaby.com are novelty, parody, prop, artistic, and entertainment products only.

Products sold through the Site are not genuine medical records, governmental records, legal documents, educational certifications, financial instruments, or official records of any kind.

Products are intended solely for lawful entertainment, parody, costume, theatrical, artistic, collectible, or novelty purposes.

Where applicable, products may contain markings, stamps, disclaimers, or indicators identifying them as novelty or entertainment products.

4. Prohibited Uses

You agree that you shall not use any product or service provided by the Company:

  • For any unlawful, fraudulent, deceptive, harmful, defamatory, or misleading purpose;
  • To impersonate any person, institution, organization, medical provider, or governmental entity;
  • In connection with fraud, identity theft, scams, insurance claims, employment verification, medical verification, educational verification, financial transactions, or governmental matters;
  • As authentic or official documentation;
  • In violation of any applicable law, regulation, ordinance, or third-party right;
  • In any jurisdiction where such use is prohibited.

You further agree not to use the names, likenesses, trademarks, logos, identities, or signatures of real persons, hospitals, clinics, schools, businesses, organizations, or governmental agencies in any manner prohibited by law.

You assume full responsibility for determining the legality of your use of any products or services.

5. License and Permitted Use

Subject to compliance with this Agreement, the Company grants you a limited, revocable, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to access and use the Site and Services solely for personal, lawful, non-commercial purposes.

No ownership interest in the Site, Services, or products is transferred to you.

6. Intellectual Property Rights

All Site content, including but not limited to text, graphics, artwork, images, logos, product designs, layouts, branding, source code, software, trademarks, service marks, trade dress, and related materials are the exclusive property of Acme Novelties LLC or its licensors and are protected by applicable intellectual property laws.

You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, reverse engineer, decompile, scrape, republish, transmit, or commercially exploit any portion of the Site or Services without prior written consent from the Company.

7. Compliance With Laws

You agree, at your sole expense, to comply with all applicable local, state, federal, provincial, and international laws, regulations, ordinances, and rules relating to your purchase, possession, use, display, or distribution of products or services obtained through the Site.

8. Electronic Delivery and Communications

Certain products and services may be delivered electronically through email, downloadable files, customer portals, cloud-based systems, or other electronic means.

You are solely responsible for:

  • Providing accurate contact information;
  • Maintaining access to your email account and devices;
  • Ensuring your systems can receive electronic communications and attachments;
  • Checking spam or junk folders for communications from the Company.

The Company shall not be responsible for delays, filtering, blocking, failed delivery, or inability to access electronically delivered products caused by third-party providers, spam filters, technical failures, or inaccurate customer information.

9. Orders, Payments, and Chargebacks

By submitting payment information, you represent and warrant that you are authorized to use the selected payment method.

The Company reserves the right to refuse, limit, cancel, or verify any order in its sole discretion.

Fraudulent or abusive chargebacks, payment disputes, unauthorized transaction claims, or false delivery claims may be investigated and contested to the fullest extent permitted by law.

The Company reserves the right to provide transaction records, shipping information, IP logs, communications, device data, order history, and related information to payment processors, financial institutions, fraud prevention services, collection agencies, or law enforcement authorities in connection with suspected fraud, abuse, or criminal activity.

10. Shipping and Fulfillment

Products and services may be created, processed, fulfilled, shipped, transmitted, or delivered from multiple jurisdictions, including but not limited to Wyoming, Nevada, Washington, or other locations utilized by the Company, its contractors, affiliates, vendors, or fulfillment providers.

Shipping and delivery estimates are not guaranteed unless expressly stated otherwise.

The Company shall not be liable for delays caused by carriers, customs authorities, weather events, technical interruptions, supply chain issues, force majeure events, or circumstances beyond its reasonable control.

11. Disclaimer of Warranties

THE SITE, PRODUCTS, AND SERVICES ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE” WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED.

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, ACME NOVELTIES LLC DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:

  • MERCHANTABILITY;
  • FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE;
  • NON-INFRINGEMENT;
  • ACCURACY;
  • RELIABILITY;
  • CONTINUOUS OR ERROR-FREE OPERATION.

The Company does not guarantee uninterrupted access to the Site or Services.

12. Limitation of Liability

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, ACME NOVELTIES LLC, FAKEABABY.COM, AND THEIR OWNERS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, CONTRACTORS, AGENTS, AFFILIATES, SUCCESSORS, AND SERVICE PROVIDERS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF OR RELATING TO:

  • USE OF THE SITE;
  • PRODUCTS OR SERVICES;
  • DELAY OR FAILURE OF DELIVERY;
  • LOSS OF DATA;
  • BUSINESS INTERRUPTION;
  • LOSS OF PROFITS;
  • REPUTATIONAL HARM;
  • THIRD-PARTY ACTIONS;
  • UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS;
  • CYBERATTACKS OR SECURITY INCIDENTS.

IN ALL CIRCUMSTANCES, THE COMPANY’S TOTAL LIABILITY SHALL NOT EXCEED THE TOTAL AMOUNT PAID BY YOU FOR THE APPLICABLE ORDER GIVING RISE TO THE CLAIM.

13. Assumption of Risk and Indemnification

You assume full responsibility and risk arising from your purchase, possession, use, misuse, or distribution of any products or services provided by the Company.

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Acme Novelties LLC, FakeABaby.com, and their owners, officers, employees, contractors, affiliates, agents, successors, and representatives from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, judgments, penalties, fines, losses, costs, or expenses, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, arising out of or relating to:

  • Your violation of this Agreement;
  • Your misuse or unlawful use of products or services;
  • Your violation of any law or third-party rights;
  • Any dispute involving your conduct or activities.

14. Security and Third-Party Services

You acknowledge that internet-based services may be subject to interruptions, outages, delays, cyberattacks, unauthorized access, software failures, data loss, or other events beyond the Company’s reasonable control.

The Company shall not be liable for damages arising from hacking, malware, denial-of-service attacks, interception of communications, unauthorized access, service outages, or failures involving third-party systems, vendors, or infrastructure.

15. Governing Law and Venue

This Agreement and any dispute arising out of or relating to the Site, products, services, or this Agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Wyoming, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.

You agree that any legal action or proceeding arising from or relating to this Agreement shall be brought exclusively in the state or federal courts located in the State of Wyoming, and you consent to the jurisdiction and venue of such courts.

16. Arbitration and Class Action Waiver

At the Company’s sole discretion, any dispute arising from or relating to the Site, products, Services, or this Agreement may be resolved through binding arbitration rather than in court.

You waive any right to participate in any class action, class arbitration, consolidated proceeding, or representative action against the Company.

17. Severability

If any provision of this Agreement is determined to be unlawful, invalid, or unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall remain in full force and effect.

18. Modifications to Terms

The Company reserves the right to modify, revise, update, or replace these Terms at any time without prior notice.

Continued use of the Site or Services following any modifications constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.

19. Entire Agreement

This Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between you and Acme Novelties LLC regarding the Site, products, and Services and supersedes any prior or contemporaneous agreements, communications, or understandings.

20. Acceptance of Terms

By clicking the “I Agree” checkbox, accessing the Site, placing an order, purchasing products, or using any services provided by FakeABaby.com, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to be legally bound by these Terms of Service, Conditions, and User Agreement, as well as the Company’s Privacy Policy, Shipping Policy, Refund Policy, and Return Policy.