Shipping policy
Shipping and Delivery Policy
Effective Date: May 8, 2026
FakeABaby.com offers a variety of physical shipping and electronic delivery options to accommodate different customer needs and delivery timeframes.
Orders are fulfilled from the Western United States.
Order Processing Times
Orders placed before 1:00 PM Pacific Time are generally processed the same business day.
Orders placed after 1:00 PM Pacific Time will typically be processed on the following business day.
Certain digital delivery orders, including email delivery services, may continue to be processed and delivered electronically later in the evening, often as late as 10:00 PM Pacific Time.
Processing times are estimates only and may vary depending on order volume, customization requirements, weekends, holidays, carrier delays, technical issues, or circumstances beyond our reasonable control.
Shipping Disclaimer
FakeABaby.com and Acme Novelties LLC are not shipping carriers and cannot guarantee delivery dates, transit times, shipping performance, or delivery deadlines.
All shipping estimates are provided by third-party carriers and are not guaranteed unless expressly stated otherwise.
The Company shall not be responsible for carrier delays, weather events, customs delays, lost packages, service interruptions, or other circumstances outside of the Company’s reasonable control.
Free Shipping (when offered)
We offer free standard shipping on many eligible products, including select novelty ultrasound and novelty sonogram products.
Free Shipping is generally sent using USPS First Class Mail or equivalent economy shipping services.
Estimated delivery time after order processing is typically:
- Approximately 3–5 business days in many cases;
- Occasionally up to 7–10 business days depending on destination, carrier conditions, holidays, or seasonal delays.
Free Shipping may not include guaranteed delivery dates or enhanced tracking services.
USPS Priority Mail
Priority Mail is a USPS shipping service intended for customers seeking faster delivery.
After order processing, delivery typically occurs within approximately:
- 1–3 business days in many domestic U.S. locations.
Actual transit times may vary depending on destination, weather conditions, carrier operations, and other external factors.
Tracking information is generally provided for Priority Mail shipments.
USPS Express Mail
USPS Express Mail is intended for expedited delivery needs.
Orders received before approximately 2:00 PM Pacific Time will generally ship the same business day.
Estimated transit time after processing is typically:
- Approximately 1–2 business days.
Delivery timelines are estimates provided by USPS and are not guaranteed by FakeABaby.com unless expressly stated otherwise.
Email and Digital Delivery
Customers selecting electronic or email delivery services will generally receive their completed digital order once processing has been completed.
Many email delivery orders are fulfilled within hours and, in some cases, within minutes depending on workload and customization requirements.
Because each order is individually reviewed and prepared, delivery times may vary.
Most digital delivery orders are completed no later than the following business day.
If you cannot locate your email delivery:
- Check your Spam, Junk, Promotions, and Trash folders;
- Verify that your email address was entered correctly at checkout;
- Ensure your email provider is accepting attachments and incoming messages.
Tracking Information
Customers selecting shipping methods that include tracking will generally receive tracking information by email once the order has shipped.
Tracking status may be viewed directly through the applicable carrier website, including:
Certain economy or free shipping methods may not include detailed tracking information.
Lost or Delayed Shipments
If your order has not arrived within a reasonable time after the estimated delivery window, please contact customer service for assistance.
Customers selecting economy or free shipping options acknowledge that such services may experience longer transit times.
The Company is not responsible for delays caused by carriers, weather events, customs processing, technical failures, labor disruptions, or inaccurate customer-provided shipping information.
Discreet Packaging
All orders are shipped using discreet packaging.
Company branding, product descriptions, or references to FakeABaby.com are generally not displayed prominently on the exterior of envelopes, mailers, or packages.
Packaging methods may vary depending on carrier requirements, package size, and shipping method selected.